June 2012
my armpits smell like some kind of plant i just got out of the shower and am confused
Jun 1st
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i can hear my mom listening to gotye downstairs from my room
Jun 1st
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cthulove: sometimes i see pictures of girls and i wonder why i’m not also into girls my boyfriend liked this post
Jun 1st
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yrelectricsurgeissweet: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
Jun 1st
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May 2012
after seeing that lip dub marriage proposal floating around i finally decided to watch it it was so over-the-top and hilarious and cute oh my god tears 
May 31st
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sometimes i see pictures of girls and i wonder why i’m not also into girls
May 31st
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theclassygundam replied to your post: Alan bought his plane tickets and he’ll be here in… must meet Grow out your facial hair so the beards can touch.
May 31st
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Alan bought his plane tickets and he’ll be here in less than a month!  
May 31st
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how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
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cthulove: I selected my home address for Amazon to send my order to, but they sent it to my college address. What do I do now?  Good news everybody they’re going to forward it to my house, holla~~~
May 30th
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I selected my home address for Amazon to send my order to, but they sent it to my college address. What do I do now? 
May 30th
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People that don't listen to a song because it's...
jk music snobs annoy me
May 30th
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bitches trying to holler at me on instant messenger 
May 30th
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Today I went to a coffee shop called Juan Pelota inside of a cycling shop and I thought to myself “hey, pelota means ‘ball’ in spanish” “juan ball sounds like one ball” “lance armstrong is a cyclist and he has one ball” “he’s from here” “that must be why they call it juan pelota” 
May 30th
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papervaglife replied to your post: papervaglife replied to your photo: they named a… He is from The Office, that’s all you need to know. I really need to watch that show, there’s a cute guy on that show and it sounds hilarious.
May 30th
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papervaglife replied to your photo: they named a soda after me I don’t know who this guy is, but judging by what I’ve seen on Tumblr, I think he might be my spirit animal.
May 30th
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nohetero replied to your link: it’s tuesday or something I thought it meant leave boobs i guess that’s the majority opinion, maybe there should be boobs
May 29th
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help, all i can think about is nice manly arms in sleeveless shirts
May 29th
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teenporno: i dont understand why my mom has such a problem with my internet addiction it was either this or drugs
May 29th
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topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks… oh god. Pressure’s on, Bropher.
May 29th
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topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks… and now i debate taking pictures for the purpose of submitting them… i will create this blog if you will submit photos
May 29th
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topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks… that’s depressing. it’s not even being used! dude-boobs.tumblr.com is free! Though I don’t have any content for it.  
May 29th
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topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks… Did we just make dudeboobs a thing? Cause that’d be pretty awesome. dudeboobs.tumblr.com is already taken and i’m crushed :( 
May 29th
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topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks… I don’t have boobs to put in your askbox for I am a guy. Dudeboobs aren’t so cool. dudeboobs are the tits, man! i wish people would put their boobs/dudeboobs in my askbox sometimes or just questions or weird shit but i’m not interesting or controversial enough for people to ask me things boobs would do 
May 29th
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topherrocks replied to your post: topherrocks replied to your link: it’s tuesday or… I lose track of what day it is, now there’s secret meanins and handshakes and shit. I just want the boobs, man! i just want people to put things in my ask thing and boobs too, those are nice! 
May 29th
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